No wonder they say that man and woman are creatures from different planets. Probably, if women did not require long conversations from men about love, money, raising children, they would be limited to a few phrases: “Good morning, dear”, “What do we have for dinner?”, “Bank card in the nightstand, you know the PIN code ".
Not everything is so bad, and even a man has a list of questions for which he would very much like to receive answers. Most representatives of the strong half of humanity are embarrassed to ask them, because men also have a sense of tact. Below is a list of questions that men will never ask women, although they really want. In this article, they will receive answers to their most tactless questions.
10. Is it comfortable for you in these shoes?
For men, the main thing is convenience, they will never put on shoes that they press. Women, on the contrary, will do everything to look more beautiful, slimmer, taller. To do this, they are ready to endure any flour, even narrow high-heeled shoes. From such revelations, a man is likely to be perplexed. Most men do not care whether their lady is wearing high heels or running shoes. But women do not think so. They want to look perfect, not only a husband or friend is looking at them, but other men, and most importantly, other girls. Some men say that their wives dress and dye only to “not face the dirt” in front of other women. In part, they are right, because no one has ever thought of walking at home in 15-centimeter heels.
9. Why are you grimacing for a selfie?
When a man sees his girlfriend taking a selfie, he always wants to ask this question. She especially tries if she takes pictures with her friends. We’ll tell you a secret, girls think that in the photo they look cute and sexy. Half-closed eyes, protruding tongue or lips “duck” will appreciate only other girls. By the way, almost all comments under photos on social networks are written by girls. “Beauty”, “Sexual”, “Goddess”, it would never occur to a man to write such a thing. Now men know why girls are trying so hard. Perhaps after that they will more likely to compliment girls on social networks.
8. Do you eat pickles again? Will we have a baby?
Yes, most men shake hands when they see their beloved, who leans on the salty one for the second day. It doesn’t matter whether it is joy or fear, it’s important that they are shaking, but they are afraid to ask. A man has to look for other signs of pregnancy in his beloved. Dear men, do not worry if a woman wants to eat pickles, this does not mean that she is pregnant. After all, you also sometimes have whims. Today you want herring, and tomorrow the Napoleon cake. Of course, you can say that you are a man, and pregnancy does not threaten you. Do not worry. If pregnancy does happen, you will be notified.
7. Why do you spend so much time at the hairdresser?
The man has long been accustomed to having his girlfriend spend at least 4 hours at the hairdresser, but he still hopes to someday get an answer to this question. Women are not as simple as men. First she picks up a haircut, discusses it with the master. Then a haircut, if the man is cut in ten minutes, then the woman will be cut for at least an hour. It takes a lot of time to wash your hair, blow dry your hair and style. Women do all this for one purpose - they like it. Husband, friend, self, others. Therefore, the next time she spends half a day in a beauty salon, do not look at her condemningly, but give a compliment.
6. Why do you have such a strange status on the social network?
If a man comes to the page of his girlfriend, he will be very surprised. “Blondes catch a glance, brunettes - a heart”, “I’m not afraid to lose a man, I’m afraid to depend on him.” All these phrases are incomprehensible to the male mind. The man is drawn to ask what all this means. “What does the blonde have to do with it?” Maybe she noticed that I was staring at Svetka? And why does she say that she is afraid to depend, if yesterday she tearfully begged her "master" to buy her a dress and a handbag? ” Unfortunately, no one knows the answer to this question, not even the women themselves. They consider it beautiful, tragic, funny. By this they attract the attention of others. Men are better off not looking at their beloved page at all so that there are no unnecessary questions.
5. Are you lying to me again that your head hurts?
Perhaps this is the most important question for a man. He tormented him every time his beloved denied him intimacy, citing ill health. “Does the head really hurt, or am I no longer arousing it?” The man thinks. Everything would be much simpler if people told each other the truth. Most women would answer that the head does not hurt, but I really want to sleep. But she is ashamed to admit it, and she is also afraid to offend the chosen one by refusal. Therefore, a headache is the most common reason why you should postpone making love.
4. Do you have PMS or did I do something wrong again?
No man will ask this question. Communicating with an angry woman is not a very pleasant experience. But it is one thing when a man offended with something, and another when he fell under a hot hand. It often happens that people break down on loved ones. If a woman has trouble at work, most likely they will appear in her husband. The spoiled mood is guaranteed to him. Women will never admit it, but the answer will sound just like this: “Today was a terrible day. The boss reprimanded me. The shop is naughty. Scratched the car. Dear, can I yell at you and then become white and fluffy again? ”
3. I offered to order you meat and rolls, potatoes, and cake. Why did you take only salad?
If a man goes to a restaurant with his lady, when ordering, he needs to rely not only on himself. This is not about ordering a girl, but about the fact that she will encroach on his food. The man does not count on this, he orders himself exactly as much as he can eat. He sincerely wonders why she ordered a salad, and she ate half of his food. It's simple, women constantly monitor their weight. It seems to her that one salad is enough, but when they bring such delicious dishes, she can no longer control herself. In this case, do not tell her anything, especially do not remind about the diet. Let your woman forget about the extra pounds and enjoy delicious food.
2. You yourself said no, why are you offended?
Men know that not always “no” in a woman means “no”. What then does that mean? This puzzle cannot be solved even by the most experienced don Juan. A woman often refuses when she wants a man to ask her to get it. The man, having been refused, goes about his business. He invited her to a restaurant, she refused. He went with friends to a bar, she was offended. Only a week later he learned what the woman wanted from him. It turns out that she has nothing to wear, not a single dress out of 125 was suitable for this occasion. The man had to take her first to the store, and then to the restaurant. This is the simplest example, usually the fantasies of women are much more sophisticated. Men can only accept and rely on their intuition.
1. On February 23, you gave me shaving foam, what do you want for March 8?
Men have long been accustomed to banal gifts for the holidays. Socks, underpants, shower gels, deodorants - this is all that is enough for female imagination (and funds). What gifts await women in return? Of course, in the first place jewelry, (if this is not enough money for a car). On the second, a trip abroad. And also flowers, a restaurant. Yes, women always have a lot of desires. This is probably why it is much easier for them to choose a gift. You can give your girlfriend what you think is necessary, but do not be offended if she gives you socks again. Indeed, most of them buy these damned socks after hours of shopping raids with an obsessive thought: "What to give?" The original gift is never found, and socks always help out. If you feel calmer this way, you can also give her socks.